Great Indian Ache Din!!!

Farmer: We have no money, we are mortgaging our lands for some cash.
Govt: No problem, Take the cash, I ll start a 0 deposit bank account for you. And then I ll call a big corporate to buy your land from money-lenders. Both of us win and ache din will be here.
Farmer: Without land I have no work, how to farm?
Govt: Dont worry, I ll give you bullet trains and debit cards. you can leave your village. Why do farming? Come to city and take job of cleaning in Malls or security gaurd in Houses.
Farmer: I cant do that, at least, let me live my last days feeding on the money given by money-lender until I beg.
Govt: Oh damn, how come you can still manage? Ok, lets close this once for all. I ll do demonetization of notes now. Your cash is of no use now. Go and exchange it and deposit in the account I forced you to open. Do this for national good.
Farmer: Now, I cant even feed my family nor I can get paid as my landowner doesnt have cash. I have exchanged 2000 Rs but cannot buy as grocers dont have change.
Govt: Then do 1 thing. Take one of the old Notes and go to Chemist or government hospitals. Buy some rat-kill with those old notes and take it. It will give you peaceful sleep. Ask your children to sing National Anthem and alongside think about our soldiers at the border. They will be happy too for the good of our nation. Ask your wife to stop doing farm work and apply for better jobs in Malls as a cleaners or house-helps. She will also be a part of the great Indian ache din. She will do it for the good of our nation